‘I want to date Margot Robbie as Natalie Portman won’t date me’ - Man Utd mocked over Casemiro bid
Manchester United have been mercilessly mocked on social media following reports that they are launching a bid for Real Madrid star Casemiro.
The Red Devils have endured a disastrous start to the 2022-23 season, losing both of their opening games of the campaign.
They lost 2-1 at home to Brighton before being thrashed 4-0 at Brentford last Saturday.
It could not have been a worse beginning to the reign of new Man Utd manager Erik ten Hag, from whom there were such big hopes going into the season.
Ten Hag and the club’s fans are desperate to sign players before the end of the transfer window, having only brought in Lisandro Martinez, Tyrell Malacia and Christian Eriksen and Tom Huddlestone on free transfers.
But Man Utd are finding it very difficult to attract top-class players given the fact they are in such crisis.
They are bottom of the Premier League and have not won a trophy for five years.
It is for this reason that Frenkie de Jong, their top target for the rest of the summer, has rejected them.
It was reported on Tuesday in Marca that due to De Jong’s rejection, Man Utd have launched a bid for Real Madrid anchor man Casemiro.
The Brazilian has been one of the best defensive midfielders in the world over the last decade and is a key part of the Madrid team who won the Champions League in May.
And the idea that Casemiro would leave the best team in Europe to sign for Man Utd has been brutally mocked by users on Twitter.
Twitter reacts to Casemiro to Man Utd news
🚨 BREAKING: I'm interested in going on a date with Margot Robbie, as I'm finding it difficult to date Natalie Portman. https://t.co/OztNkpEJ1M
— Football Tweet ⚽ (@Football__Tweet) August 16, 2022
Casemiro when he hears he's being linked with Man Utd:pic.twitter.com/QwhhMGJoqd
— Football Transfers (@Transfersdotcom) August 16, 2022
A world where United sign Casemiro and FDJ just about fixes the midfield. Where that world exists is….
……Football Manager. Great game— Psalmy (@7salmy) August 16, 2022
Casemiro has started learning English to reject Manchester United
— Amit Zohar (@amitttrmfc) August 16, 2022
Casemiro would leave Courtois, Kroos, Modric, Carvajal, Alaba, Vinicius, Benzema to play with De Gea, Maguire, McTominay, Fred, Shaw, Bissaka, Rashford, Martial, Sancho.
Get your heads out of your asses. pic.twitter.com/jHLq2rILR7— NOWORNEVER (@Alcarrer721) August 16, 2022
The odds of Casemiro going to Manchester United are the same as me dating Madison Beer
— PointGod RMA➐ (@Point_God_11_) August 16, 2022
Even if Casemiro was offered £1m a week, he would retire from football before joining Manchester United.
— BenzemaTime™️ (@RonaldoLeGoatt) August 16, 2022
Casemiro reading this.. pic.twitter.com/k7F1n5RpqZ
— X (@TroyShalom) August 16, 2022